Julie and I met on a dating website. We dated three months. Oh the memories! She said "We're so in love, we need to find our forever home together." Generously, she did so. Always, looking out for me, she generously found TWO houses for "us" to immediately buy. I was responsible for paying 100% of both mortgages, but she got 50% ownership! What a Great Deal! She made sure her name was on both deeds, but only my name was on the mortgages.

     It was like heads I win, tails you lose. She's so clever, as she always was first to remind me! She was great at finding the silver lining in things, particularly the things that weren't bolted down.

     What a Great Partnership! She then got me thrown out of the houses that I was paying for by accusing me of rape and desecration of human remains. I'm telling you she's a devilishly clever one. That's why I'm a satisfied member of the Julie Seel Fan Club. Our connection was exhilarating! As a father and professional, I can't tell you how wonderful it is to be accused of the most horrific acts on earth! She tried to ruin my young children's lives too! We're all so grateful to her. She's one of the finest dating partners, not someone who could be easily imaginable by sane, law-abiding people.

     Julie tried to ruin my career as a medical doctor. You can see why I give her the most wholehearted endorsement. I am so happy that I dealt with her. She destroyed my heart and finances. It was terrific! I still enjoy nightmares, trauma, and therapy. She's a Gem! 🖤

     Julie Seel works with Unholy Efficiency. She fleeces lovelorn rich suckers whilst demonstrating no conscience nor mercy. She is delightfully unburdened by guilt or compassion. Julie fashions lies with expert craftsmanship, bringing chaos into the world at a significantly greater rate than your typical mortal miscreant.

Julie is one of my best workers. She won employee of the month twice. Julie savors the fun in dysfunction. She exhibits excellent dedication to darkness.

     If you seek a scammer with cunning evil and a fiery, diabolical spirit, then Julie’s a great choice! She twists truth and manipulates emotions without breaking a sweat. I gotta tell you, the underworld could use more like her. She’ll always have a reserved spot in my operation. I call her my own little “Seel of Satan!” 🖤

     Julie and I met on Facebook Dating. We dated for two and a half months. I was taking flight lessons at the time. She called me her "Superman," and promised we'd spend a happy life together, soaring around the country. However, her high-flying hijinks were nothing like she advertised. To my amazement and delight, she flew through my assets. I got to hand that to her. And I certainly did. Our brief relationship began with a smooth takeoff, then crash landed. 

     During our brief relationship, she found a brand-new, showroom-floor Piper Archer airplane to buy. We were going to be 50-50% partners in ownership of the great airplane "investment" she found for "us." Her schemes soar to heights unimaginable. As soon as her name was on the plane's title, she sued the hell out of me and tried to maliciously destroy my career. With Julie's investment strategies, the sky's the limit! Now the plane's hers & I'm out hundreds of thousand$ of dollars. I rate her Scamological Service A+! 🖤

     I died on April 21, 2018. Happily, Julie Seel did much more for (and to) myself and my children than we expected. We met on a dating website. We dated off and on for some months. I can tell you all about it, but don't just believe me. All the pertinent elements of my drama with her are well documented in articles in the Durham Herald Sun, Raleigh News and Observer, and my publicly-available estate records in the Durham County Courthouse.

It went like this. Like the other Fan Club members, we had a whirlwind romance, possibly with more chaos than her usual lucky clients. In fact, we'd been broken up at the time I was catapulted beyond the earthly vale. Sure, I was financially generous to Julie during our mortal relationship, but nothing like the way she cashed in from my estate after my exceedingly-suspicious violent death.

     I was found with a dog leash wrapped around my neck, and Winston, our family's golden retriever was still attached to the leash! It was like a Shakespearean drama, but I got the front row seat, right there in the home movie theater of my Hope Valley estate!

     Before the medical examiner even got a chance to rule my death a homicide, Julie vulturously swept in with beautiful, practiced grace to pick at my worldly assets. I was a rich man. she got my Rolex and other jewelry. She got my stainless, semi-auto Beretta pistol. Like a raven, she loved the shiny things, but she could pick at fresh bones with the best of the buzzards. She even got my evidence-destroying ashes. Aww, it'd warm my heart, if, well...

     Julie didn't stop there. She's a devious little financial planner! She got the Durham County court to appoint her "Collector of the Estate" of my multi-million dollar estate. Whoever even heard of a "Collector of the Estate"? It's apparently a very rare position of a person who gathers a deceased's assets to hand them over to the Estate Executor. So kind that she offered to be the Collector of my Estate! I'm sure she only had the best interests of my beloved teenaged sons in mind. And only too was it the essential goodness in her heart when she then petitioned the court to give her $68,193.04 from my boy's inheritance for her generosity. There being no end to her goodness, she then asked for $23,583.18 more in "attorney's fees." What a great, almost-fairytale stepmom! How could I not recommend her?

     A lot of romance scammers target a living man himself, rather than his heirs and estate. But Julie takes the time to make even us dead guys feel special before she flaps her adorable little webbed bat wings to target her next quarry. I assure you, you’ll sleep the eternal dirt nap even more soundly knowing that someone is robbing your beloved, now-fatherless teenaged children. It's not like they need a father's patient love, guidance, and life savings when they've got Julie Seel to provide such unexpected Life Lessons.

     Julie was none too steady in the romance department. But she's a relentless virtuoso in the Tormenting Your Heirs Department. Get this--  after my death, she has worked for years to get my beloved 16-year-old son Alexander blamed for my murder. Julie is cruel and cunning, a true master of the dark arts of deception. I cannot recommend Julie's Scamological Services enough!!

Julie Seel is a magician who can make your bank accounts disappear in a dramatic flourish. But but the depraved artistry of her technique is beyond compare. Get this. My boys had it rough. Julie and I dated during months that I was separated from their mother. Our divorce was finalized just a few weeks before my death and then all the unexpected financial chicanery and delicious cruelty in its wake. The divorce was hard enough on the boys. But Julie made it So. Much. Wonderfully. Worse. Than. Anyone. Could. Imagine. 

My two grieving teenaged-sons were devastated beyond words at my horrible death in our family home where we three lived. Their one and only comfort, besides each other, was our beautiful golden lab, Winston. Poor, comfy, empathetic Winston, who'd been literally leashed to me as I was mortally strangled. You. Know. What. Julie. Did. Next? She petitioned the court to wrench our family pet Winston away from my grieving sons. This is no mere story. It's enshrined forever in her court petition. 

What an artfully deft narrative! Even Dickens' Scrooge was nowhere near so gruesomely, appallingly Evil. Nor was Dr. Seuss's Grinch. Please, they were mere wannabe pikers compared to Julie's cancerous villainy. I daresay not Milton, Shakespeare, nor Dante ever conjured such a devil as Julie Marie Steal Steele Seel. Bravo! All my love to her. I think it's fair to say that no one could have done for me and my family what Julie did for and to us. 🖤

     I'm not rich like the rest of the Julie Seels Fan Club, so you can imagine how honored I feel now that she's actively trying to destroy my life too. I couldn't be more grateful! My only asset is Castle Mont Rouge. She's trying to steal it all. All my life's work! Nothing beats the joy of instant regret when you realize your supposed love was all a lie! It's like winning the lottery... but in reverse.

     The burn feels fabulous. She's back on Match.com and other dating websites, so now could be YOUR chance! Get into a relationship with her ASAP, you won't be disappointed. You'll know that you too have made it when she tricks you into a custom-configured scammy partnership, then trying to take your money as soon as you sign! Keep a pen handy, so you too can experience the pure joy of being bamboozled! 🖤

     I'm truly honored to serve myself every worldly possession that I can extract from men. They all love me for it. Long ago I learned that it is immoral to allow a sucker to keep his money. Some attribute that quote to early comedian W C Fields, but I prefer to give all the credit to my spiritual lord and father, Satan. Before I'm done with each of my victims, they think Hell looks like a five-star resort.

     Sure, I enrich myself with the assets of man after man, but I treat them, and promise to treat YOU like an individual. For example, if you're a castle-building dreamer, I'll text you "my Sweet Prince," "my Handsome Prince," "Let's live happily Ever After in OUR Castle." Then I'll get you to sign on the dotted line and then I'll immediately end the romance! Wham, bam, thank you sir. I get the CASH and you get a heart-pounding reminder that life’s not fair!

     On the other hand, if you're a flying enthusiast, then it'll be "Superman," "Let's frolic in the clouds," stuff like that. Then again, the moment my name's on half the plane ownership, no more smooches! That sinking feeling you'll get... Totally underrated. You'll love it! Your wallet will feel lighter, and your heart heavier. It's like a magic trick—your money disappears right before your eyes! 🖤

     Like some of the others, Julie proposed a 50-50% partnership with me, two simultaneous partnerships, actually. Like with the The Chief, The Castle Builder, and the Kindly Doc, as soon as she got me on the hook, she tried to destroy my personal reputation, my career and tried to get my MD license revoked. 

     Needless to say, when she eventually sued the hell out of me, I was happy to pay $100's of thousand$ like everyone else, just to get rid of her. It’s like a surprise donation to a cause you didn’t even know existed. It's all been so exciting and gratifying! Beyond that, I've met a great group of decent, open-hearted guys in the Julie Seel Fan Club. Please join us!  

     She'll (1) propose a great make-million$ investment; (2) getcha signed on as 50-50 partners; (3) threaten you and your career; (4) sue the shit out of you; and then, (5) stack up YOUR cash in her own little devilish lair as she sets her sights on the next dude! I wholly endorse entering into any possible financial entanglement or relationship with Julie, romantic or platonic. You won't be sorry! 🖤

     I am so grateful that the Julie Seel Fan Club allowed me to be a member. I wasn't her typical personally-targeted=romance-scam conquest. However, I have been associated with the University longer than any other living individual. During the 1922–1923 academic year, campus student leaders began to refer to Duke's athletic teams as the Blue Devils, and I've been the mascot pretty much ever since. 

     Maybe I'm self-appointed, but as the unofficial spokesman for Duke University, I can tell you that Julie Marie Steal Steele Seel has repeatedly made an impact on our institution. We will forever be grateful to her. For example, Julie Seel Fan Club member Bill Bishop was actually pronounced dead here at the hospital. Julie was doing some work here as a psychologist at the time. As a Devil myself, I can tell you that Julie works evil full-time, and evenings too, she's really never off the clock. Duke University Health Systems had to pay her $672,756. dollars in fiscal 2019 to get rid of her. It turns out she can not only wring the big bucks out of living and dead individual men, but elite institutions as well! Love! Love! Love!

     Later, Duke University Hospital would also treat The Castle Builder for Julie-associated injuries. Duke's $672,756. payment to Julie is enumerated on page 9 of Duke University Health System's annual 2019 I.R.S. 990 tax form. As much as I don't like to see my own university extorted, you have to admire Julie's fiendish deviltry. Like Bill Bishop told me, "the devil is in the details, and sometimes the details are particularly deadly." Heaven may have lost Julie, but only sure as Hell gained. At the Julie Seel Fan Club, we never say she never gave us anything. Julie reminds us all that eternal damnation is just a choice away. 🖤 🥰